In a bowl, thoroughly combine meatball ingredients. Use food scoop to form into 1½ inch balls (roll between palms to even them out). Place on a baking rack over a parchment paper covered baking sheet. Place in oven to bake for 20 minutes.
In a large stock pot over medium-high heat, add oil. Once hot, add minced onion. Saute until translucent. Then add chicken broth, coconut milk, teriyaki sauce, soy sauce, sriracha and carrots. Bring to a boil then reduce heat to medium-low.
Add vermicelli to boiling water. Cook as directed on the package. Strain in colander.
Add kale to broth pot and remove from heat.
Add a portion of vermicelli to a shallow bowl. Ladle broth over top. Then add 5 or 6 meatballs. Garnish with cilantro and jalapeno.